New picture of Lindsay Lohan in Machete
Posted by: Brad Sturdivant
When Lindsay Lohan isn’t snorting coke, getting arrested or passing out drunk, she’s actually a pretty decent actress. Unfortunately, she spends all of her time doing the first three things and now no one in the world thinks of her as an actress. It seems like MEAN GIRLS was decades ago. But Robert Rodriguez gave her a shot in his upcoming cheese-fest MACHETE as a socialite nun that likes guns. Given the tone of the movie, I’m sure Rodriguez will make her as slutty as possible. I used to be the guy that was pulling for Lohan to snap out of her self-destructive lifestyle, but I’ve abandoned all hope at this point. I hope the best for her, but I have little faith she’ll ever return to her heyday.
I’m still not sold on this film, but I’m definitely curious about it. The film stars Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriquez, Jessica Alba, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.